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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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