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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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