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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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