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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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