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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘
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