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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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