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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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