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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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