Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.