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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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