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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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