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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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