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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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