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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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