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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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