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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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