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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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