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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍
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