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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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