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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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