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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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