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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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