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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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