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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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