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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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