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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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