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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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