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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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