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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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