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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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