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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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