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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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