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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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