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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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