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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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