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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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