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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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