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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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