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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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