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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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