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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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