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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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