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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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