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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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