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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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