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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hermoine eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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