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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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