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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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