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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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