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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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